I want to start off this rant by saying that I really don’t give a shit what people do.  I’m not the least bit judgemental.  If you wanna get higher than Neil Armstrong’s fart on the moon that’s between you and the dark goddess you worship.  Whether you drug of choice is Meth, Coke, Tobacco, or Alcohol…. or something else entirely… that’s your biz, not mine.

Now, that said, I’m a bottom.  That means I want dick in my ass pumping a load in.  Preferably average to big and let’s get it on donkey dong!

Nothing is quite as annoying as needing a  visit from AAA and a can of Fix-A-Flat.  If your cock can’t get hard, then Kitty is gonna be unhappy.  She ain’t AAA and she don’t have no fucking Fix-A-Flat for your limp ass cock.

So against my better judgement I decided to bring over someone who wanted to PNP.  I even Uber’d his hung dumb ass over.  Whatever, $20 in Uber is not anymore expensive than hunting him down at a bookstore.  I told him he could commune with Tina… .just in the bathroom and under the vent fan.  I don’t want that shit all over the house.  Of course than he wanted to bring over a buddy who was hung….. and another buddy.  Both of those turned out to not be hung….. typical little dick Latinos.  Small dick, uncut and unclean.  I did get a little dick from the first one, and it was a nice 10.  But 30 minutes of fucking in 6 hours is not hardly what I’d call efficient.  I finally got rid of them by saying I was hungry and wanted to go get a taco at Taco Cabana so the show was over for now, but it had been fun.

Overall it went well, but I was pretty sorely disappointed.