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What can I say?

I took a while off from posting.  At first it was a month, and then a year… and now I’m here.

So much has happened in the last year….. career changes, job changes, etc.

We lost Craigslist personals in May…. to be replaced by the whore-vertorials known as Doublelist….. getting laid has gotten harder.

Grindr is still the fastest way to find a whore or a drug dealer…. and occassionally some dick.

Lately I’ve been prowling the bookstores in Houston.  Trashy as ever, occassionally good for some dick.  Had an amazing time over Labor day weekend at Katz’s in NE Houston off 59.  This hot stud who we will call J pounded me silly.  I’ve been back a few times, but nothing like that night.

Rumor has it the Club Houston remodeled.  I haven’t been there in ages.  It’s sort of expensive not to get dick when I go.  So I quit going.

Best bang for the buck is when I’m traveling.  I was in Mobile, Amabala (the backwards state) earlier and it was horse-dick-o-rama.

So back to the cesspools called bookstores.
Cleanest bookstore in Houston goes to Lingerie Gifts, 7113 Clarewood Dr, Houston, TX 77036.  Now if they would only Air condition the backroom, lay off the sign printing fetish, and turn down the lights.  It’s a very standoffish crowd of Latino and Black guys who don’t like white guys.  What a shame.  This cock-whore would take all that black dick if he had a chance.  Admission is $5

Darkest and dirtiest bookstore goes to 420 News, approx 9901 Eastex Freeway, Houston, TX 77093.  They don’t appear on Google Maps.  It’s pitch fucking black, nothing works and when it’s hot it’s hot.  They do Air Condition.  Admission is $7.  A little tight on parking, but friendly crowd that’s there to fuck.

Runner Up shithole store goes to Excellence Video on I-45 S near Airline.  Saw a for sale / lease sign on the property recently.

Joke of a bookstore award goes to Fantasy Video off Clinton Drive.  I’ve never seen more than 2 cars there.  I’ll go in when it looks like there is someone besides the clerk there.

Best dick in Houston – Katz Video, 59 North near Beltway 8.  Admission $7.  Dirty, okay lighting, huge video selection and hopping crowd most of the time.  Parking lot is worked hard by hookers and has lots of creepers who sit and wait for someone hot to go in.  There is normally an abundance of trash on the floor in the booths.  The worst part of the crowd is the Hungry Hungry Hippo set of really big really aggressive queens who literally chase every hot guy around.  There are also some accomplished booth campers who go in and “setup shop” in one of the 4 gloryhole booths and wait on some dick to walk in.    They also lock the back door fire escape, so bitchez need to take no smoking seriously.  On the bright side we can probably motivate the HHH (Hungry Hungry Hippo) set to break down the door with a promise of a Snickers® bar on the other side.  Oh, something else worth mentioning.  The bathroom actually has a flush toilet, trash can, paper towels, shit paper, and a sink with what appears to be a soap dispenser.  I figure if all I’m doing is pissing my hands won’t be any nastier than the last cock I had in my mouth so whatever… I try not to touch anything.  When it’s particularly nasty I piss all over the pile of trash to get revenge on the person who isn’t cleaning the bathroom.  lol.

Honorable mention – nasty AF : BJ’s Adult Video on I-45 near Wayside.  Nothing works, small booths, sticky floor, couches with cum stains and an aggressive set of CD Hooker Girls.  I personally don’t see the appeal of CD girls, but whatever.  If you ask me they are like fake cheese.  Nobody is mistaking it for cheese.  It doesn’t taste right, look right, or feel right.  $7 admission and high probability of being raided according to local gossip.

Removing the blocker

I decided to remove the “are you 18” blocker plugin.  When I first put the site up I was concerned that underage kids might get on the site. I’ve since determined that the site will decidedly stay anonymous and mostly picture free.  The blocker was annoying and I think I can live without it.

Cleanout Kit

I’m the first to admit I don’t know everything about getting clean, but here’s my routine and the tools.

First I take a couple of immodiums.  This calms my digestive system down for the evening.  Otherwise when I clean out my body sees that as an open invitation to flush more poo.  I recommend a generic like this:

[amazonjs asin=”B002RL8FJS” locale=”US” title=”Kirkland Signature Anti-Diarrheal Loperamide Hydrochloride 2 MG Caplets, 200-Count Bottles (Pack of 2)”]

Then I jump in the shower.  My showers are setup with a hose, a wand, and a diverter valve.

The hose is usually an 8 foot model that lets me squat down.  I have this one and have been very happy with it:

[amazonjs asin=”B016W1OA8S” locale=”US” title=”Flexible Extra Long Replacement Extension Hand Metal Stainless Steel Handheld Shower Hose, Chrome Nickel (96 Inch) (8 Ft) (2.45 Meters)”]

The douche itself is a CleanStream.  I find this one to be easy to use and keep clean.

[amazonjs asin=”B00767NASE” locale=”US” title=”Cleanstream Silicone Comfort Nozzle Enema Attachment”]

One other tidbit that is vital is a “throttle” at the end of the hose.  It lets me regulate the volume and pressure of water.

[amazonjs asin=”B00HSWPYIG” locale=”US” title=”KES K1140B Shower Head Shut-Off Valve Solid Brass, Chrome”]

And lastly the diverter valve:

[amazonjs asin=”B004CM0002″ locale=”US” title=”LDR 520 2469CP Three-Way Shower Diverter and Mount, Chrome”]

Midtowne Spa Houston will be closing in August

Sad news to share.  I found out recently that they sold the property.  My source says early August is when they will close the doors.

I had found out earlier this year that the property was up for sale.  The numbers were depressing when I ran them to see if the business could be purchased and kept.  I figure a pig would do a great job of running a pigpen.  lol.  No such luck.  I estimated it to have a value of $3.5MM including the business and moderate fix-up to make it nice again.  I didn’t see a nice way to raise $30K in revenue from $10 lockers and $20 rooms.  You can’t get blood from a rock.

Rumor has it that the buyer acquired the other half of the block behind their parking.  Supposedly they are going to build more high end apartments like Pearl on Elgin a couple of blocks away.

Smart money would buy out the Valero and China Cat diner behind Midtown and then you would have two blocks to build on….

So this means everyone will be going to Club Houston.  I guess that’s good, but it may not work out so well.  The crowd there isn’t as much fun and only one bathhouse left may tempt the City of Houston to begin a harassment campaign.  Sigh.  They are currently tax assessed at $2.7MM.

quiet but not innocent

Hey seeders,

Just been busy with dram-o-rama at work… have not had time to write lately.   I promise I’m not behaving or being good.  I’ll get back to writing soon.  In the meanwhile, fuck some ass and tell me about it.  Or better yet, fuck my ass and I’ll tell everyone about it.  🙂  Oink!

6200

I finally found some time to write stories.  I was shocked that 6200 people have read them so far.  Glad y’all like them.  I’ll try to find some time to write this week.  I have some more ideas in my mind on tales to tell.

I Miss my gloryhole

I miss the gloryhole I used to have…. let me tell you about it.  This isn’t one of those fairy tale stories…..

So at one point I owned a piece of property with a warehouse on it.  I sometimes used to enjoy playing in my warehouse.  Usually it was on the order of anonymous, dark scenes.  I would set it up where guys would come over and the building would be blacked out.  I would be naked, lubed, and ass up.  I used to set my lube and poppers on a brick in front of me.  It almost had an altar like appearance to it.

I claimed it was anonymous, but in reality I watched them pull in so I could make sure I did not have any psycho action going on.

So one day I lamented that all the bookstore gloryholes had been shutdown in Houston.  I thought, WTF why not just build one?  So I did.  I spent about $100 on materials.  At the time it was a chunk of change to me because money was tight.  I built a roughly 4 foot square “booth” that was attached to the entrance door on the side of the warehouse.  Guys would step in and be inside the booth.  It was amazing.

The panel opposite the door had a glory hole cut in it and could be opened when action wasn’t going on.  I spent quite a bit of time trying to figure out the ideal height and finally concluded that it needed to be about 8 inches tall and 3.25 inches wide and positioned from about 30 inches to 38 inches off the ground.  It was damn near perfect.

There were some days that I managed to get 8 to 10 tricks to it.  Some guys only wanted to get sucked off, but most would want to fuck once they were hard and you could pretty easilly work lube in and then spin around and sit on the beautiful cock.  At that point it was a matter of rocking back against the glory hole and letting the top get to work banging your ass.  I had some awesome sex via that hole and in that building.  Some of the guys were amazing, clean cut, well hung studs, and others were scruffy guys with dicks and a vengance for fucking.  More on that another time.

Dark seed again

Scored a hot black guy on Adam4adam.com this afternoon.  That site is very hit or miss for me.    Didn’t realize he was a repeat from the past.  Lots of fun and a great fuck.  15 minutes start to finish.  Meow.

While I was waiting on him to come over I got hit up on grindr by a “DL” white guy.  He wanted me to be blindfolded and bent over when he walked in.  This can be kind of hot, but I had to tell him not right now because I had another guy coming over.  At this point he proceeded to lecture me on how nasty it is to fuck an asshole after some other guy has fucked it.  Sigh.  Really?  My hole with a load in it is probably still cleaner than his.  I wonder what he tells his wife or girlfriend or boyfriend?  Yes, DL hypocrits are one of my pet peeves.  Be a man if you are going to fuck ass.   I don’t need to know your business and you don’t need to judge mine.