Category Archives: Rants

Random thoughts and venting

Why power bottoms don’t enjoy Methy PNP tops

I want to start off this rant by saying that I really don’t give a shit what people do.  I’m not the least bit judgemental.  If you wanna get higher than Neil Armstrong’s fart on the moon that’s between you and the dark goddess you worship.  Whether you drug of choice is Meth, Coke, Tobacco, or Alcohol…. or something else entirely… that’s your biz, not mine.

Now, that said, I’m a bottom.  That means I want dick in my ass pumping a load in.  Preferably average to big and let’s get it on donkey dong!

Nothing is quite as annoying as needing a  visit from AAA and a can of Fix-A-Flat.  If your cock can’t get hard, then Kitty is gonna be unhappy.  She ain’t AAA and she don’t have no fucking Fix-A-Flat for your limp ass cock.

So against my better judgement I decided to bring over someone who wanted to PNP.  I even Uber’d his hung dumb ass over.  Whatever, $20 in Uber is not anymore expensive than hunting him down at a bookstore.  I told him he could commune with Tina… .just in the bathroom and under the vent fan.  I don’t want that shit all over the house.  Of course than he wanted to bring over a buddy who was hung….. and another buddy.  Both of those turned out to not be hung….. typical little dick Latinos.  Small dick, uncut and unclean.  I did get a little dick from the first one, and it was a nice 10.  But 30 minutes of fucking in 6 hours is not hardly what I’d call efficient.  I finally got rid of them by saying I was hungry and wanted to go get a taco at Taco Cabana so the show was over for now, but it had been fun.

Overall it went well, but I was pretty sorely disappointed.

Adam4Adam deleted again

I decided to delete Adam4Adam again.  This is the second time I’ve given up trying to get laid on that site.  I’ve concluded that nobody is really hooking up there anymore.

Oddly enough, craigslist is still very productive.  Grindr is hit or miss these days.  Some days Grindr is like a fucking customer service counter at Walmart.  A line of people waiting to tear my ass up.  Other days it’s like a ghost town.

Confessions of a flake

Well, this morning I flaked out on a trick.  I had not particularly enjoyed him the first time…. he was pretty fluffy, not well hung, and I felt like I was being fucked by a finger attached to a cow.  His crotch smelled nasty, like urine and it was all I could do to suck him hard while reminding myself that this was “community service.”

Community service is my term for fucking someone who isn’t really my type, just to get that nut.

Well, I had forgotten his email.  He showed up and I was in the bathroom upstairs hosing out.  I saw him get out and was like, “oh no” not today.

So I jumped out of the shower, and pressed the pause button on the Sonos.  I had Frisky Radio playing and it stopped.  I sat quietly and waited for him to go away.  He eventually went back to his car and emailed me.  I emailed him back and said it was not as clean as I thought and that maybe later would work.

He drove away.  I feel a little bad, but I have no desire to get fucked by a smelly finger attached to a cow again.  Oh no….. not for me, not today.

I did post on Craigslist and we’ll see what happens.  The SuperBore is in town….. maybe some random stray dick will grace my presence. 🙂

Dallas CumUnion Party sucks

The Dallas CumUnion party had a nice crowd, about 80 guys tonight… but the venue just sucks ass.  Some of the staff is friendly, but most of them are asses.  The party is held at the Sanctuary for Lifestyle Arts which is a nice leather venue for S&M and Leather folks.  It is sorely lacking for a gay sex party though.

First it has 2 toilets.  Yes, 2 toilets.  So there is always a line to take a piss.  There are no showers and the sinks are in with the toilets…. so at a ass fuck fest this creates a poor hygiene situation.

To make up for this the venue distributes 3M paper towels throughout the facility.  In jest I call them 3M.  Reality is that they are probably Member’s Mark, aka Sam’s cheapest paper towels.  There is nothing like wiping lube or shit off of your private parts with coarse paper towels.  Scratch Scratch.

For the first hour or so they had too many lights on.  They walked around and unscrewed some which helped.  For me, the crowd just wasn’t friendly.  A couple of people said hi, but most people kept to themselves.  The guys I was interested in were not interested in me.  Shrug.

There were a couple of hot tops, but the problem is that there were literally a few hot tops. They were jumping from ass to ass without going to wash up first.  Maybe I am having a bad night, but I feel like a top who has dicked 5 other random bottoms dicking me is a great way to catch any STD those other 5 bottoms or that top have.  I just don’t want to get 2 shots a week for the next 3 weeks at my doctor’s office.  Yuck.

There is no privacy, anywhere.  So if you are fucking a hot guy or getting fucked by one you are guaranteed someone not so hot is going to come run their hands over both of you and try to weasel in.

I think the party would be far more successful at a bathhouse like Club Dallas.  It has showers, private spaces, a wonderful pool, lockers,  At least there people could wash up, find some privacy to hook up with a hot guy, and engage in group if they want an audience or random guys jumping in.

So after 2 hours of chatting with a couple of guys and waiting to be noticed I decided to leave.  I came back to my hotel room, ordered pizza and got on Grindr.  Within 5 minutes I had 3 messages and cock pics being sent to me from guys I would actually let fuck me.  Bonus, Grinder didn’t charge $30 to get in.  So once I finish my pizza I’ll let dessert come fuck my ass!

Let’s blog again

So much has been going on lately.  The run around with Midtown Spa left a nasty taste in my mouth about the same time work went from crazy to insane busy.  I took a break from blogging because I wasn’t sure if anyone was reading or appreciating my work.

A quick check over at is flattering…. some of my stories have racked up 8,000 reads.  Not bad.

I’ve pretty much stopped going to Club Houston. For one thing it’s not been very productive.  I can hardly get laid there anymore.  It’s certainly not for trying.

Grindr and Craigslist continue to be very productive for me.  They have the added benefit of being way more convenient and way cheaper.  🙂

Midtown Spa Austin Closes

As I wrote about earlier this year, they are liquidating all the clubs.  The Austin Chronicle reported that the Austin Midtowne closed July 24th.   The link to that article is here.  It’s just a matter of time before the Houston location is sold and or closed.  It would be great if someone saved it, but I don’t think the numbers work in it’s favor.

Back to basics

No surprise, I have been busy with life and not able to post as much as I would like.  I’ve been making sure Kitty gets a full diet of cock and seed.

Had a minor setback last month.  Routine testing showed I had been exposed to syphillus.  So a series of shots were in order at my Doctor’s office.  Nothing like having a golf ball injected in your ass cheek.  Seriously, it’s a painful shot.  It comes with territory of hooking up and that is why I test for it regularly and treat it if it shows up.

I drove by Midtowne on August 1st and noticed it was still open.  I didn’t have time to go in, was cutting through the midtown district on the way to the dentist.

Of notable review – I’ve had some fantastic sex at Club Houston.  Tuesdays are hit or miss.  Wednesday after Nude Yoga is usually fun.  Thursday is normally pretty good.  Friday is a fantastic fuck day.

Club Houston runs half price rooms Tuesday and Friday from 4-7:45pm.  Wednesday is half price lockers.  Nothing magical on Thursdays.  I go because my schedule puts me in that area each week and it’s a good opportunity.

I hope to get back into the swing of writing stories soon.  I have some great ones to tell that incorporate tricks I’ve had lately.  🙂

Here’s a teaser:

French Fuck – a tale of a 30 something French hottie

Taylor time – a steamroom hookup

David goes deep – a 9 inch black stud who propositioned me.  It was a grower not a shower.


I heard it on the grapevine……

In other gossip this week it looks like Midtowne Spa might be sticking around a bit longer.  The managers and staff had been saying that it would be closing at the end of July.  There is now a notice on the glass and by the desk stating that maybe it will close, maybe it won’t.  It goes on to say that the assistant managers and staff are lying if they say anything.  What a wonderful way to run a business and treat your employees.  I heard from several people that they are upset at my blog and trash talking what I wrote.  You can’t really make up the kind of stuff people tell you…… but whatever.

It’s interesting that the for sale listing is missing from LoopNet.  I think the transaction probably got slowed down.  Commercial properties are notoriously slow to close.  Here is a search from LoopNet which is where Commercial Real Estate is listed in the Houston Market.  If it had truly fallen through the listing would be back online.


On the bright side, that gives Club Houston more time to practice being polite to their customers.  I personally don’t have any issues with the staff in either place.  Hell,  the staff at both Midtown and Club Houston will happily fuck your ass and plant some seed.  lol.  So far Midtowne is winning that contest by the way.  Very nicely hung floor guys.  Club Houston is trying hard and it’s amazing what giving up a little ass will do for making folks friendly.

It was unlikely that someone would buy Midtowne and put lofts or apartments there.  The high end apartment market is at 73% occupancy which means that incentives and discounts are being used to fill units.   Just in case someone thinks I’m making shit up here’s the article in the Chronicle. –

If they are going to be staying open perhaps they can put a new mattress in the play area.  The one that is there has been split open for a year.  God only knows what is growing on or crawling in it.  It wouldn’t hurt to buy a swiffer and get some of the dust off the fans and signs either.  The biggest difference between Club Houston and Midtowne Spa is that Midtowne is just flat dirty.  ;(

fuck fuck fuck

I got flaked out on last night.  No big surprise, I saw the bullshit coming a few days ago.  Still pissed me off.

Best way to make up for being stood up?  get fucked!

Off to Midtown I went.  Had a bang up time.  Took all of 20 minutes to find the first hot man and we played for a while and flipped and bred each other.  Woof!

Ran into a good friend and spent the next 2 hours in the pool and hot tub chit chatting.  tsk tsk.

Went back up stairs and found this hot guy who was a dead ringer for the one that stood me up.  lol.  Oh except this guy was short on excuses and long on ass.  Proceeded to plow him silly, but could not get off.  Had him in nearly every position…. he is super hot 32, trimmed beard, trimmed chest, nice cock, great ass.  Has had 14 loads before I get him.

Agreed to intermission and I went and laid down with the door open in my room.  About 30 minutes later he walks by 3 times so I jump up and go find him in the maze.  We go back to my room and make out.  He’s up to 17 loads now.  He wants to breed me.  Sure…. so he proceeds to pound a load into my ass and blow a huge wad of cum in me.  Amazing self-control that he could hold his wad while 17 guys raped his ass.  As we are making out he notices I’m hard again…. I offer him my load and proceed to fuck him.  He lets me know he comes to Houston once a month and we could play regularly.  Bam, that does it and I’m able to nut in his ass.  For some reason I just don’t top random bottoms.  shrug.

He gives me his number and we both split to get dressed and get out… it’s 4am and the bath house is quickly becoming the scene of a zombie fuckdown.

Fuck Me Monday

Hello Dearies,

I declared today fuck me Monday in the name of horny bottoms everywhere.  It didn’t do me much good, but I did manage to ride some cock and get a huge dripping load.  Read on for the juicy details.

So I had this awful, stupid Monday morning meeting at work today.  The kind where everyone has to drive into the office to listen to a presentation that could easily have been done via an email or teleconference.  Yip Yip Hooray.  It’s the kind of meeting that ruins your morning really…. On the bright side I find that when you move around Grindr rewards you.  It’s like there is some sort of algorithm.  A couple of cute tops hit me up, which got me to craving cock.  I wasn’t cleaned out, so morning wasn’t going to work.

I have the joy of being able to work from home often, so I got home ate lunch, and set about cleaning out and posting an ad to Flake’s List.  Flake’s List is what I call Craigslist often.  I post, I get reponses, they flake out.  One bull shit excuse or another.

I got some nice threats on Craigslist…. from latin cock and big black juicy cock….. I still wish the BBC had come through and wrecked my pussy.  He says he will…..

So I waited all afternoon trying to get some dick and keeping it clean and doing some work at the same time.  I believe this is called multi-tasking.  lol.

This evening I decided to go to Midtowne Spa.  Half price rooms and Mondays are usually somewhat kind to me.  There was actually a line to get in.  I’m not sure if it was because it was busy (it didn’t seem it) or because the new clerk who is cute as a button, was slower than molasses. As I waited in line I noticed they had a notice posted saying the water heater was out of order…. so the bathhouse has no hot water. WTF!  They claim to be working on it…. work harder bitches!  When I did get in there were a couple of adorable cute white boys with funky colored hair playing with each other and cooing over each other checking out.  What a shame.

So once I got in I made my lap and had to fend off a couple of “off” Mexicans.  They were in front of me checking in and had used passports.  In theory they could be Spanish, but I just don’t think so.  They had very accented English and were just different.  They were together, but not together.  Both of them hit on me at one point in time or another….. they were both somewhat “fluffy.”  One had a 4 inch cock and the other had a nice cock but insisted on wasting a condom.  No thanks…… condom or hole, your choice but you aren’t putting one in my ass.

I then ran into an extremely hot white guy who swore up and down he knew me… but as I told him, not well enough darling, not well enough.  I’d have jumped him in a flat second.  Meow!  He seemed to have an appetite for BBC which explains why I didn’t know him that well.  Sigh.

I went back upstairs and ran into J furry.  That’s my name for this short sexy guy I’ve played with a couple of times.  He’s shorter than me, but very passionate and a good fuck either way.  I topped him a couple of weeks ago and it was actually a good fuck.  Yes, I will fuck if I’m sufficiently turned on.  He and I played while Fluffy with the 8″ cock looked on and grew irritated with us.  J furry was clearly boinking my hole and we were having “who gives a shit what you think” sex in one of the hidey spaces.  I lubed my hole and his pole and tossed my towel and lube bottle down.  I opened the cap to my poppers and dropped the cap and took a huge breath of poppers to loosen my hole up.  J furry has an average length but a huge true mushroom head that stretches my ass good.  We went at it for a good 10 minutes before he called a truce.  He is always reluctant to cum in my ass, which is annoying, but you take the good with the bad.

So then I went downstairs to sit in the hot tub and steamroom for a few minutes.  I talked to Oh God He’s Hot in the steamroom and he invited some BBC back to his room for a blow and go.  I then sat in the hot tub and chatted with this latin guy who we’ll call “Little English” because he clearly speaks enough English to say fuck me please, but not enough to be polite.  Shrug.

On the way back up I encountered this beefy Asian/Latin looking guy wearing what looked like a nitegown.  Eyeroll!  Please, if you are going to a bathhouse at least be wearing a towel and nothing more.  Fetishwear is okay, but for crying out loud, WTF is with wearing a nightgown top?  Funny thing is about 5 minutes later he was poking Little English.  That lasted all of 3 or 4 minutes before Little English took off like a cat who’s tail had been stepped on.  Asian Dress came out of the dark space they had been in and went to walk past me.  It was a tight squeeze where I was standing and he stopped behind me and started to push his cock against my ass.  Fine with me, I don’t need to be asked twice.  I motioned over to where I could bend over and he happily followed and started fucking me.  His cock was probably 7 long but crooked.  I swear it had two bends in it like some sort of water finding stick.  He wasn’t content to fuck me with it, he had to move it around like he was trying to find something in my ass.  No wonder Little English didn’t care for it.  The whole time he is starting to pound my ass some fluffy white guy with a beard comes in and motions to him and looks at me and walks out.  Finally the 3rd time he followed Fluffy beard out like a lost dog.  Sometimes I just smile and don’t ask any questions.

I went back to my post and didn’t wait long before a black guy with a thug cock and dreadlocks came by.  He almost fucked Little English and decided to squeeze by me instead.  Like Asian Dress he stopped behind me and decided to feel my ass up.  I quickly invited him over to the public fuck space where I could bend over.  He wasted no time and before long had stuffed his 8.5″ thick cock up my ass and was stretching it good.  He was doing what I call sprint fucking where he fucks quick for a few minutes and then pauses, probably to edge.  He was fucking me hard and I started to mutter things to egg him on.  I am sometimes an aggressive bottom that will talk shit, and the voice came out and got loud enough for him to hear.  Meanwhile this other bottom was next to us hoping to get leftovers and listening to me egg this top guy on.  I was telling him, oh yea, fuck that hole….. use it.  Which escalated to rape my ass, breed my ass, use it.  After a bit he decided to roll me over and started banging me good.  He was really getting into it and so was I.  I held my legs up and let him have at it which I normally don’t do.  After about 5 minutes of this he shot a huge 2 or 3 squirt load in my ass and then just froze for a couple of minutes.  I squeezed his cock a couple of times and made him jump a little bit.  I thanked him for the load and he said no problem and told everyone else watching what a good fucking ass I had.  🙂

I made a couple of laps around the floor before returning to wait and decide if I was gonna call it a night or not.  I love walking around and feeling a big thick load in me and feeling it ooze out a little.  I ran into cock number 4 who is someone I’ve done several times but not lately.  He felt my ass and noticed it was lubey/cummy and asked if I wanted more.  I replied, Kitty is always hungry, let’s go.  He bent me over and started banging my hole.  He’s a Asian American guy with probably a 7 inch average cock.  He’s a good fuck but never cums in my ass which always annoys me.  Tonight was no exception.  He was churning Dreadfuck’s load in my ass and it was oozing out and getting sloppy.  After about 10 minutes he stopped and complained he was getting close.  I reminded him that kitty was hungry and I love getting bred and want his load.  At which point he jumped back in and started on it again.  After a couple of minutes he went soft and said he couldn’t…. and walked off.  I was afraid for a second that things had gotten shitty, they were certainly sloppy…. I did a finger check, nothing.  A finger check is where you get your finger wet and sniff to see if it’s nasty or not.  no odor or cummy is good.  shitty is time to bail.  I even did a towel check, because sometimes your nose gets fucked up after sniffing poppers hard.  Towel came clean, but it was definitely time to change it.

That pretty much summed up my night and I went home shortly thereafter.  Just one damn good load.  🙂