I heard it on the grapevine……

In other gossip this week it looks like Midtowne Spa might be sticking around a bit longer.  The managers and staff had been saying that it would be closing at the end of July.  There is now a notice on the glass and by the desk stating that maybe it will close, maybe it won’t.  It goes on to say that the assistant managers and staff are lying if they say anything.  What a wonderful way to run a business and treat your employees.  I heard from several people that they are upset at my blog and trash talking what I wrote.  You can’t really make up the kind of stuff people tell you…… but whatever.

It’s interesting that the for sale listing is missing from LoopNet.  I think the transaction probably got slowed down.  Commercial properties are notoriously slow to close.  Here is a search from LoopNet which is where Commercial Real Estate is listed in the Houston Market.  If it had truly fallen through the listing would be back online.


On the bright side, that gives Club Houston more time to practice being polite to their customers.  I personally don’t have any issues with the staff in either place.  Hell,  the staff at both Midtown and Club Houston will happily fuck your ass and plant some seed.  lol.  So far Midtowne is winning that contest by the way.  Very nicely hung floor guys.  Club Houston is trying hard and it’s amazing what giving up a little ass will do for making folks friendly.

It was unlikely that someone would buy Midtowne and put lofts or apartments there.  The high end apartment market is at 73% occupancy which means that incentives and discounts are being used to fill units.   Just in case someone thinks I’m making shit up here’s the article in the Chronicle. – http://www.houstonchronicle.com/business/real-estate/article/Apartment-glut-slows-of-rent-hikes-but-not-all-7071789.php

If they are going to be staying open perhaps they can put a new mattress in the play area.  The one that is there has been split open for a year.  God only knows what is growing on or crawling in it.  It wouldn’t hurt to buy a swiffer and get some of the dust off the fans and signs either.  The biggest difference between Club Houston and Midtowne Spa is that Midtowne is just flat dirty.  ;(

Cleanout Kit

I’m the first to admit I don’t know everything about getting clean, but here’s my routine and the tools.

First I take a couple of immodiums.  This calms my digestive system down for the evening.  Otherwise when I clean out my body sees that as an open invitation to flush more poo.  I recommend a generic like this:

[amazonjs asin=”B002RL8FJS” locale=”US” title=”Kirkland Signature Anti-Diarrheal Loperamide Hydrochloride 2 MG Caplets, 200-Count Bottles (Pack of 2)”]

Then I jump in the shower.  My showers are setup with a hose, a wand, and a diverter valve.

The hose is usually an 8 foot model that lets me squat down.  I have this one and have been very happy with it:

[amazonjs asin=”B016W1OA8S” locale=”US” title=”Flexible Extra Long Replacement Extension Hand Metal Stainless Steel Handheld Shower Hose, Chrome Nickel (96 Inch) (8 Ft) (2.45 Meters)”]

The douche itself is a CleanStream.  I find this one to be easy to use and keep clean.

[amazonjs asin=”B00767NASE” locale=”US” title=”Cleanstream Silicone Comfort Nozzle Enema Attachment”]

One other tidbit that is vital is a “throttle” at the end of the hose.  It lets me regulate the volume and pressure of water.

[amazonjs asin=”B00HSWPYIG” locale=”US” title=”KES K1140B Shower Head Shut-Off Valve Solid Brass, Chrome”]

And lastly the diverter valve:

[amazonjs asin=”B004CM0002″ locale=”US” title=”LDR 520 2469CP Three-Way Shower Diverter and Mount, Chrome”]

My favorite lube – Wet Uranus

Here is a link to my favorite lube for getting my hole fucked and bred.  It comes in several sizes and here is why you might want to buy each one.

The 3.1 oz is my go-to size for going to the baths or keeping out for playtime with a trick.  The cap usually leaks a bit, but tricks aren’t likely to dump the whole damn bottle out.

[amazonjs asin=”B00GIXKOT0″ locale=”US” title=”Wet Uranus Silicone Based Anal Lube 3.1 oz”]

I like to refill from the 8.9 ounce bottle.  If I leave this size out tricks will accidentally dump too much out… and at $28/bottle that’s not fun.

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Lately, I have been buying the 15.7oz bottle with the pump.  I find this to be faster than the 8.9 ounce and a bit easier to dispense.  I rarely spill this one.  Just a few pumps to top up my bottle and I’m good to go.  As a bonus it’s a bit cheaper than buying the 8.9 oz bottle.

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Some folks complain about washing this off, the simple solution is dawn dish detergent.  I like the orange scented personally, but any of them will work.  I buy this at WalMart, several bottles at a time… but you can also get it delivered from Amazon.

[amazonjs asin=”B002738J74″ locale=”US” title=”Dawn Ultra Concentrated Antibacterial Hand Soap Dishwashing Liquid, Orange Scent, 21.6 fl. oz. (Pack of 2)”]

I use two different dispensers for the soap.  A Simple Human in the shower:

[amazonjs asin=”B002YNQX16″ locale=”US” title=”simplehuman Wall Mount Pumps, Triple 15 fl. oz. Shampoo & Soap Dispenser, Stainless Steel”]

and a hand soap automated dispenser at the sink:

[amazonjs asin=”B00A20VOPI” locale=”US” title=”simplehuman 8 oz. Sensor Pump with Soap Sample, Brushed Nickel”]

Fucktivities and recent adventures

I’ve been busy lately so I have not had time to blog about my adventures and seedings.  I’ll try to catch it up a bit here.

Club Houston is very hit or miss.  I’ve basically stopped going to MidTowne Spa.  Midtowne is closing and the AC is hit or miss and the crowd is iffy.  When I say iffy, I mean sometimes there is a crowd and sometimes there isn’t.

Club Houston has a better looking crowd, sometimes they wanna play, and sometimes you feel like Casper the 200 pound ghost.  Whatever.  If you don’t put your line in the water you surely won’t catch any fish.

I have had some good dick and some good-enough dick there lately.

On the good dick side, I ran into a French guy with a furry chest and an 8 inch cock…. oh my he was fantastic.  Very sensual and a good fuck.  It was a nice change.

I also ran into a nice monster dick on an older white guy.  He plowed my hole good before filling it with his creamy load.

I got bred in the maze area once by another guy.

I’ve enjoyed their Wednesday Nude Yoga a couple of times.  Did some private moves with a hot guy who had been staring at my ass the whole yoga session.  That was enlightening to say the least.  The instructor is really nice to look at too.  Pretty sure I’m not his type, but hell that isn’t going to stop me from looking.

There are some things I’ll miss about Midtowne.  It’s more of a neighborhood bar feel.  Everyone is there to fuck for the most part and it’s no-nonsense and not timid.

Club Houston is more like a fancy meat market.  Everyone is there looking for the right piece of meat.  Most of them would just assume go hungry if they don’t see it.  Many of the guys have body-shame and modesty issues that they haven’t overcome yet.  It’s really obvious when they walk around hiding under their towel.  Come on guys, we all have a dick and we are all there to suck one.  While yours might be nice I promise we have all seen one like it.

Oh there was a Tuesday night where I ran into some young early 30’s late 20’s white guys in the pool.  We chatted a bit and then I ran into them in the maze.  They had one of the guys in the sling with another holding a towel over his eyes while the rest took turns breeding him.  That was a hot fucking scene.

I’ll try to get back into the habit of blogging more regularly and writing stories again.  🙂