Kitty’s Captivity

I wish I was writing to tell you I had found a hung top to pin me down and pound my pussy. Alas, it’s not quite the kind of captivity I fantasize about. Rather, I have been busy with work. Winter is the slow season and that opens up the opportunity for learning and certification. Sitting through hours of boring ass classes with people who have trouble screwing in a light bulb opens up more work opportunities.

My travels took me to Fort Worthless and Amabala, the backwards state. I’ve been staying at Roach Motel Lite, aka Woodspring Suites. Unlike Extended Stay Amerika the roaches aren’t unlimited. You receive only a couple per day. The parking lot drama is not all you can watch, it’s just trailer trash lite. Not Ghetto Supreme. Other amenities include Jailhouse Security with more cameras than a porn shoot and the cheapest card readers available. Cards are conveniently reset once per week so you can enjoy the pleasure of visiting the front desk to hear how you must have demagnetized both of your cards….. Bullshit!

At any rate, other than the Motel .8 in Biloxi, I haven’t had any dick in a while. Kitty is getting hungry….. but captivity should end soon. A couple of more days I can return to Bottomsville, aka Houston.

I’ve been wondering if this new career is such a good idea. At the very least I could and should write a book about it. The labor practices border on shady and it’s arguable that widespread lack of expertise is not incidental, but in fact bad faith. But that’s another discussion not entirely related to getting fucked and bred.

If you’d like to engage in something amusing, put on the weather channel and mute it. Watch the actor wave at where he thinks the graphics are located. 🙂 This morning on Accuweather it’s Grandpa Munster and good times bad weather. Must be discount time. Most of the time they have these young bucks you’d like to fuck going on and on like they are from each area that they are talking about. Do you really think anyone is stupid enough to believe that you are from every area of the country? Or do people just listen for 2 minutes and tune out?

Well dear readers, the winds of change are blowing. Like a huge fart from a fat bitch blocking your exit, you don’t know quite what those winds will bring. To quote Einstein, “doing the same thing expecting a different result is insanity.” I like that one because it rationalizes radical change that is sometimes necessary to change the flavor of insanity I’m drinking.

CumUnion Houston February

I had a really good time at the Cumuion party in January. My schedule lined up to where I could make it to February as well, so I went. It’s held at Club Houston and it’s always busy and festive on Fridays. CumUnion seems to make sure it stays jam packed all night. More info @ Cumunion.com

Club Houston is sure a hell of alot nicer venue than the Dallas venue – Leather Warehouse or whatever the fuck that place was called. It only had one toilet, no showers, and trash bags for lockers. WTF.

They were on a wait at around 5pm when I got there and they were still on a wait for rooms at 11 when I left. I had planned on staying longer, but I was sleepy and just not feeling it.

I did manage to play with a 6’4 BBC stud who was alot of fun, well hung, and a great kisser. Had to tell him not to crush me a couple of times, but otherwise he was a great fuck.

The Hot Tub was open finally, and that was nice. Best thing they ever did was moving it outside. Unfortunately, they weren’t running the AC upstairs and it was hotter than a preacher’s undies at a swim meet.

The Sauna isn’t quite right…. I don’t know what’s wrong with it. Temperature is right, the physical layout is good. I think maybe it’s too damn bright in there. Everyone sits silently and only occassionally plays.

Flakes of Dallas

I’m not sure what the issue is, but Dallas has more flakes than a blizzard! Lots of hot, hung black studs…. but they all have serious committment and follow through issues. They trade pics, agree to fuck raw, and then vanish. It’s like they get a prize for it or something. It’s really annoying.

Not quite as many whores as Houston. I swear every black guy in Houston is a $60 whore. They seem to be doing better as most are mobile. I tell them, look I’m a bottom, not Uber, not Taxi-o-rama, not an ATM.

Dallas has to rank as the flakiest City in America for BBC tops. I’ve been here several times in the last month and it’s always the same thing, regardless of where I’m at. The last few times I was by Love Field in the Ramada Love Field, which is one of my favorite dive hotels. It’s nice enough to feel safe, the front desk is paid peanuts so they mind their own soup and tricks can get in without a hassle. Plenty of parking and they fully stock the rooms of towels.

This week I’m at the Extended Stay America. It might as well be called Especially Sorry Aggravations. The room is rough…. like Motel 6 might be jealous. it’s a cute layout and perfect for tricks…. but they always seem to put me up-fucking stairs, away from the parking lot. The microwave turntable is shot, the dishwasher is dead, no trash cans in the room, mold under the kitchenette sink, no stopper in the tub (not like you’d wanna soak in it), stains in the carpet in multiple locations, TV signal goes out constantly, TV has “stuff” on the frame, electrical plugs are loose, door doesn’t seal all the way so you have constant road noise from the highway. The furniture is dinged up and the chair is nasty. They were so lazy when they painted that they got paint on the couch and didn’t wipe it up. Really sad. ESA could be really nice, but they fail on execution. I guess they don’t give a shit because it must make money. I was afraid to put my suitcase on the floor so I setup the ironing board as a luggage stand. Sigh.

Hopefully I’ll get some dick, but I’m not holding my breath. Fucking worthless tops.


Demographics of dick hunting

I have this interesting idea that you can increase the odds of finding dick by picking the right area.

To that end I ran across an interesting article in the Houston Chronicle, a sorry sad unusable excuse of a website for a sad local newspaper that is owned and mismanaged by Hearst papers….

https://www.esri.com/en-us/arcgis/products/tapestry-segmentation/zip-lookup

It had a link to ESRI (the folks behind ArcGIS) and their tapestry product. Works better in Edge and doesn’t scroll or scale properly in Chrome (WTF SMH).

Have fun and let me know where the BBC is hiding.

Wimps of Waco

Oh my, there just isn’t much BBC in Waco. To be sure I found a couple of really nice dicks to ride here….okay, 4 to be exact. But it’s pretty hard work getting dick. Oh the excuses, “I don’t have a car/ride/gas…… come to me.” Good grief fella, you wanna fuck or not?

Do you have a body pic, dna sample, blah blah blah, look bitch, if you wanna fuck, get your BBC over here and nut this pussy up. Otherwise, keep your tinder bull shit to yourself. This is ass up, face down, dark hotel room. Walk in, undress, slip in, pound it, nut it, and get the fuck out. Use my hole while it uses you for your seed. It’s not social hour, we’re not dating, and this is just you keep quiet, i’ll keep quiet, and I’ll keep taking that dick.

I’m at a nice quiet Super 8…. filthy floor, but otherwise a good hotel room. Easy parking, outside door, so dick can cum n go. Unlike the security tower RL of Salt Lake City recently. That place required a card key to get in and for the elevator. More like the No Dick Hotel. GRRR…. Salt Flake City would be a better name for it. Like 3 BBC’s and they were all packing more excuses than a weigh watcher’s convention at a Golden Corral sale. Not so little debbie does dessert.

The best one turned out to have some long corn-row type braids and a pound pound pound tempo with a nice 8 inch cock. He’d quietly and stedily pound that pussy til he nutted it up. Not exactly the fake rape scene I enjoy, but it was still a good fuck. Had some other fluffy fellows who were swinging some big cock and pounded a nut in. hmmm, good dick, good times.

I think the poor hotel maid hates me though. I tear up both beds every night and throw the ‘change sheets’ card most days to get rid of the lubey sheets and get fresh ones to fuck on the next night. 🙂 Alright my little pigs, be good, be bred, be happy.

Cocksucking top

Had a nice trick in Dallas tonight. Young brother was on Grindr. I hit him up with a couple of pictures of my ass and asked if he wanted to fuck. He said sure and he’d be here in 10 min.

He wanted the room dark, always a plus. He was also into verbal and being made to suck dick. A nice twist. I told him, “Get undressed boy and suck this cock like a good bitch.” He complied in the dark. I then stepped over to him and felt him up and licked him a bit. I pushed him down and told him to suck my cock like a good boy. He obliged. I offered him some poppers and asked if he wanted to earn my load so he could get in my ass. He moaned yes and kept sucking like a good boy. After a while I pulled him off my dick and dropped down to suck his and see if the goods were as advertised. They weren’t hard, but they were definitely as advertised. A solid 9″ uncut thick black dick. Just what kitty ordered.

I sucked him for a minute and then thought to myself, what the fuck was I doing down on the filthy hotel floor? I pulled off that dick and told him to get on the bed where I could enjoy him some more. He obediently jumped on the bed and I climbed on top of him and ground my ass against his semi-erect cock while I made out with him and threatened to make him swallow my every drop. I moved over him and told him to suck that cock and started face fucking him again. I didn’t last long and shot my load down his hungry throat. He swallowed every drop and then flipped me over and proceeded to slip in my ass. Gently at first, but growing to a pounding he seemed to be seeking revenge for me making him swallow my nut. He was banging kitty like a bad stray. He fucked for a good five minutes and then shot his nut deep in my ass. As usual I performed the “finish” where I grind back on the dick and make my top moan in agony as i work another drop or three out of them.

Just that quickly he was out the door. Said he might hit it again tomorrow. Meow.

I then turned around and sent his cock pic to another top I’ve been talking to who said it would be hot if I got bred by someone else first. Told him this dick had just fucked me and bred that ass good and it was ready for him.

Ho To go

I promise I’m going to try and get back in the habit of posting. I’ve been on the road again for conferences and classes. I had a long drive through racist Texas (er Rural Texas). It’s like the BBC ends around Amarillo and isn’t seen again for a long time.

I spent the night in Albuquerque at the Rodekill Inn (Rodeway). Dirty nasty hotel with tacky management. Only nice thing was the Denny’s next door.

The night before I was at my regular favorite hotel in Dallas, the Ramada Love Field. Always lots of BBC around in the area, getting it to come fuck me is another story. Hopefully my next visit to Dallas will be better.

The drive to Albuquerque was boring. Did get some hits from Lawton, OK and will need to visit there sometime to ride that Army BBC. Got a great hit out of Lubbock and Amarillo. Planning to circle back this week and get some of that dick.

The drive from Albuquerque to Salt Lake City was uneventful. Salt Lake City should be called Salt Flake City. I was really hoping it would Some Large Cock…. but that doesn’t seem to be happening. Part of the issue is that i’m at the Hotel RL. It’s basically a fancy Red Lion. Unfortunately, they set the elevators up for card key access, so a trick can’t get in on their own. Had some great options, but they flake out at the last second.

I have some trips on the books that will take me to Biloxi and Mobile and Fort Worth where there is plenty of big black cock for my pussy to service.

SW Flight 69 and the Rapist who likes to use the N Word

Sometimes Grindr will drop me a good one.  These are the fuck notes on one such trick.

I was working Grindr like a good pig bottom and had a hit at a specific distance.  That distance generally means the Airport near my house.  No big deal, usually it’s good for some juicy pics of something I’ll never get.  Turned out this one was BBC headed out for work and would be back Saturday.  We chatted it up and he promised to come over and rape me when he got back on Saturday.

Yea right!  If I had $1 for everyone who promised to fuck me…… I could buy a Senator!  Except we call that Campaign Contributions… whatever.

So Saturday he hits me up and sure enough I manage to get my hole 98% clean by the appointed time of 9pm.  I really enjoy an on-time fuck.  We agreed to a dim room and he’d walk in and fuck me.  Sure enough he did.  He stripped down, got hard, lubed up and proceeded to try and tear my ass up.  Nice cock, no complaints about the 2% that wasn’t squeaky clean.  A little slapping, hair pulling and lots of pounding.

One surprising thing is he kept growling “Take this N Dick white boy”.  That is different.  I’ve never had that word brought up in sex.  One of my Latin buddies who likes big dick of any flavor likes to ask me if I “get any N Dick lately?”.  I always chide him for his language and then gossip about where I’m getting it and he tells me what he’s getting.

Like most tops he was done in 5 to 10 minutes.  He left, I got in the shower and finished cleaning out.

I find it hard to sexualize the N word.  It has too much baggage and I just leave it the fuck alone.  It’s hard enough to be a white bottom who likes black dick and not be seen as some sort of inverted racist.  No need to juggle explosive words while navigating the mine field of inter-racial sex.

One of my repeat BBC tricks got really offended the one time I brought it up.  I had used it in a reverse negative sentence and he went off on me.  A reverse negative is “It’s not like I’m Ronald McDonald’s fuck-bitch.”  I’ll let you imagine what I might have said.  I promise it was not intended to be racist but that’s a touchy word.

I always like clear rules in communication.  Makes for easier expectation management.  I’m on the fence if I’m gonna fuck him again.  It was not the best sex.  Really good sex is fluid and passionate.  I honestly thought he was someone else at first and only at the last second did I realize who it was.  #Slut  lol.  I had cleaned out preparing for a really well hung guy and so I was not expecting a nice 8 inch cock.

Til next fuck….

Why power bottoms don’t enjoy Methy PNP tops

I want to start off this rant by saying that I really don’t give a shit what people do.  I’m not the least bit judgemental.  If you wanna get higher than Neil Armstrong’s fart on the moon that’s between you and the dark goddess you worship.  Whether you drug of choice is Meth, Coke, Tobacco, or Alcohol…. or something else entirely… that’s your biz, not mine.

Now, that said, I’m a bottom.  That means I want dick in my ass pumping a load in.  Preferably average to big and let’s get it on donkey dong!

Nothing is quite as annoying as needing a  visit from AAA and a can of Fix-A-Flat.  If your cock can’t get hard, then Kitty is gonna be unhappy.  She ain’t AAA and she don’t have no fucking Fix-A-Flat for your limp ass cock.

So against my better judgement I decided to bring over someone who wanted to PNP.  I even Uber’d his hung dumb ass over.  Whatever, $20 in Uber is not anymore expensive than hunting him down at a bookstore.  I told him he could commune with Tina… .just in the bathroom and under the vent fan.  I don’t want that shit all over the house.  Of course than he wanted to bring over a buddy who was hung….. and another buddy.  Both of those turned out to not be hung….. typical little dick Latinos.  Small dick, uncut and unclean.  I did get a little dick from the first one, and it was a nice 10.  But 30 minutes of fucking in 6 hours is not hardly what I’d call efficient.  I finally got rid of them by saying I was hungry and wanted to go get a taco at Taco Cabana so the show was over for now, but it had been fun.

Overall it went well, but I was pretty sorely disappointed.

Using an Intel NUC or Amazon Fire Stick to Play porn

Oh admit it freaks, you wanna watch porn on that giant widescreen in your bedroom.

The Amazon Firestick is okay at this… but some websites are better than others.  Xtube and Xhamster work okay.  Pornhub does not.  Not at all.  The fucking firestick shuts down after a few minutes.

So I happened to have an extra Intel NUC laying around.  These are tiny cube computers that Intel makes.  The one I have has a dual core Atom processor which is about as worthless as tits on a barbie doll.  It’s slow and unresponsive.  One thing it’s designed for is playing videos and surfing the internet.

That’s a good thing because it handles the porn sites just fine and full screen makes it almost like playing a DVD.

It beats the hell out of trying to stream from your phone.  lol.  That isn’t worth a shit.

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